YOLOSWAGHASHTAGDOLLARBILLZSWIMMINGPOOLICECREAMS[YOLO1]

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FEB 2, 2013 · 13Y

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DISCLAIMER: THIS CORP WILL BREAK ALL YOUR KILLBOARD FUNCTION AND LAYOUT. SORRY ABOUT THAT. As you comprehend this profound loss, let yourself cry knowing each tear is a note of love rising to the heavens." - Autopiloting Shuttle Swaglamic State (SS) or sometimes (SSSS) burst on to the scene recently when it seized large quantities of Thrashers and Catalysts, Gucci balaclavas and white Reebok Classics. It has become notorious for its brutality, including mass poddings, abductions and swaggaboarding torture methods. The group has attracted support elsewhere in New Eden - and an Anti-Ganking-led coalition has vowed to destroy it. What does SS want? The group formally declared the establishment of a "swagliphate" - a state governed in accordance with Swaglamic law, or Swagria. It has demanded that Swaggots across New Eden swear allegiance to its leader - Escobar Slim III, better known as Big Swag Daddy - and migrate to territory under his control. SS has also told other groups across the cluster that they must accept its supreme authority on all things swag. Many already have, among them several offshoots of the rival al-swaga network. SS seeks to eradicate obstacles to restoring Escobar's rule and to defend the Swaglamic community, against infidels, afk miners and autopiloting capsules. The group has welcomed the prospect of direct confrontation with the Anti-Gank coalition, viewing it as a harbinger of an end-of-times showdown between the Swaggots and their enemies described in Swaglamic apocalyptic prophecies. PLEASE BE HAPPY AT ALL TIMES. :)) ENJOY PLAY GAME. WIN PIXELS LOSE PIXELS KEEP TEARS IN EYES NOT IN JAR. IN JAR THEY FUEL EMENY. WE ARE OPEN 4 RECRUIT TO ALL PLAYERS 13+ WE ARE A NEW CORP WITH FRESH IDEALS. JOIN OUR CHANNEL BELOW TO SPEAK TO A RECRUITER THEBESTCHANNELINEVE